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two in the one

Steer clear of the bathroom by the football field, Dave dropped a two in the one.
by SteveRules December 13, 2008
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the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.
person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition
by trevbee August 27, 2017
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Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel
Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006
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The One

The one person your always happy to see and they are always happy to see you. The one could be hard to find but also could be in plain site. The one is the person who is your best friend, your one love, your soul mate. Without this person you find life meaningless and empty. This person opens your heart and fills it with joy and sweeps away any anger or sorrow. It could take time but you will find this person if they're out there. It could take years or decades but that person is out there.
Guy: i think this girls the one, dude

guy 2: how do you know

guy: i have been searching for years and have never felt like this about any other girl...she is so much better than any of them. I better hold onto her. 😍
by CRAZYLOUSE April 26, 2014
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the one

The person you know you're going to love forever.
She knew that Joey was the one, so they screwed each other all night long.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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for the one time

To do something for one quick second but you sayin one time, that doesn't really mean one time. A Lowkey activity or scheme should be mentioned to all involved parties as doing it for the "one time". But it's just something either Lowkey as hell or an activity you do once a week. A daily activity is NOT for the one time.
"Yo fam, you tryna hit benihanas for the one time?"

"Yo fam, you tryna give me a ride to the crib for the one time?"
"Aye FAM lemme hit the joint for the one time"
by YunqFam March 31, 2015
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The one who knocks

"I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!"
by Evish7898678 October 19, 2022
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