Close Quarter Mortar

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.

"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"

by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019

mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...

we need more mortar to finish this wall

by Henigan January 10, 2017

mortar

When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.

Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.

by Yagdraa March 23, 2019

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

Mortaring

V. The act of a male pissing in a high arc of 60-90°, almost vertically into a urinal
Past tense: mortared

“Everybody was really impressed with the height of my mortaring!”

by @NNG1911 September 3, 2025

Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence

“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”

by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021