Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan is god of all nine realms

Person 1: ALL HAIL JOE ROGAN

by RatWish May 24, 2022

Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.

Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

A Joe Rogan

100 million, but cooler.

A unit of measurement.

I thank you A Joe Rogan times over =
I thank you 100 million times over

I’ve done DMT A Joe Rogan amount of times

by Death over eternity October 13, 2020

Joe Rogan

1. A right-wing podcaster that is racist

2. A safe word to release blackmail against a ginger

"Fuck I might need Joe Rogan" "Same yeah, I might need a Joe Rogan."

by hamandeggs November 23, 2022

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Joe Rogan Smile

A wide, fake smile that insecure, short, celibate men make to show that they are "okay."

Usually done by fake tough guys into right-wing, American culture, to cope with their celibacy, desperation, and depression.

Ever notice how every guy over 35 takes a photo in his car giving a Joe Rogan smile?

by CutiePatootiePie January 22, 2025

Joe Rogan

Thinks "You can't talk about people's kids man. It am principle."

Hym "But I can, Joe Rogan. I can talk about kids. And if I don't get the credit I can kill kids. I mean, he think the sun is made of fire."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2025