jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 01, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 12, 2008

Gerk

Twerking of a penis.

I’ll send you a gerk video later tonight.

by ASTREER$ July 21, 2023

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 29, 2024

Gerk

A man’s butt

Kaleb plays with the mans gerk inside the car not knowing he’s being watched.

by Jiamek April 24, 2024

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

by Juicy ingredients June 28, 2024

Gerk

To "Gerk" simply mean to act "retarded", most often than not in response to something that offends said person

The term is normally used in songs like

"Gerk Walk - Christ Dillenger ft. Keith Ape, Lil Darkie (prod. Wendigo)"

and

"Gerk Freestyle - Lazy3x ft. Lil Darkie, BRUHMANEGOD, Royalty The Kidd (prod. Wendigo)"

and is also used throughout other members of "SPIDERGANG"

"Why is this guy gerking over a comment on the Internet, what a loser"

by pxrgatory June 13, 2023