jerk ma-gerk

to jerk off, or have someone else jerk you off

brian: I'm going to jerk ma-gerk when we get back from this tennis tournament!

or

do you wanna jerk ma-gerk?

by chi-hi tennis March 01, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

Gerk

A Mans Butthole in Jail

“Shut up before i get in your Gerk”

by V8DM_Clutch March 28, 2024

gerk

Means to untie, unzip, unvelcro. Can be used to replace these words.

Your fly is gerked.
Don't gerk my shoe.
Raquel keeps gerking my lunchbox.

by TheAllKnowingFairyGodmother February 27, 2018

Gerk

Gerk can be another term for bitch…. or fag

“Yo this guy I have beef with, he’s a gerk yo😐”

by Lilshawn_ February 12, 2023

Gerk

Word popularised in East Melbourne used to refer to someone who is weird, nerdy and overall uncool. Or to call someone ugly or goofy looking. It can also be used to describe something Wack, embarrassing and again uncool

I’m sick of all these gerks in the library.
Bro what are you wearing, that shit is gerked out.
Bro that gerk will never pull that girl.

by Juicy ingredients June 27, 2024

Gerking the Yergin

A term for masturbation.

I’ll be right over I’m Gerking the Yergin

by TeenyWeeny25 November 03, 2020