When someone is to much of a coward to break up with you in person so they send a a lame text to break up with you instead.
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Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
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When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
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Get the Fore-text mug.kisaki tetta is literally the ugliest mf ever, he’s musty and he looks like a fuckin’ parrot. at least his bff is pretty hot 💋
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Get the kisaki tetta mug.A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.
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