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Textcasm

pronuced (text)-(sasm)

When someone makes a sarcastic comment thru a text message/IM that no one catchs because its text.
(Guy 1)- "hey dudee wanna go to the movies."

(Guy 2)- "nooooooo of coursee not."

(Guy 1)- "oh alrightt then...."

(Guy 2)- chilll man just some textcasm, i wanna go.
by xxGODxx September 19, 2009
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textasm

The point at which two people actively engaged in sexting have reached a point in dirtiness that cannot be matched later in conversation, thus reaching a climax of sexual innuendos.
The conversation had clearly reached its textasm after the two revealed their secret fantasies. They could not figure out a way to top that and lost the sexy mood until the refractory period had ended.
by Saint Bennie August 30, 2010
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Textgasim

The act of finishing texturbating or sexting successfully.
I was sexting someone last night and had the most amazing textgasim!
by Sudee April 27, 2011
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textassult

I read my text after I broke up with my girlfriend, only to find the beginning of a textassult that would last for a week.
by wordcarpenter December 12, 2012
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Textease

v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.
My boyfriend was such a textease all day!
by hydroxamate March 29, 2017
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textmessageless

Someone who has no credit to send texts.
Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then
by Jicib January 10, 2009
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textascape

An escape from all texting or other text based communications. Commonly occurring due to losing ones phone, and realizing shortly there after just how relaxing the break from technology is.
katie: did you hear Sasha had her iPhone stolen?

Ian: yeah you'd think she'd be on facebook chat alot now since she can't text!

Katie: no i think she is actually enjoying her time away from all the technology"

Ian:oh you mean she went on a textascape! she'll be back eventually.
by k2pilot January 28, 2009
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