textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.

Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.

by Graphhhh March 6, 2010

Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.

by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010

textasperated

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot

My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.

by NickyLags October 5, 2012

textasexual

Someone who gets sexually stimulated by being involved in the act of texting

Because he was a textasexual, he had no problem getting hard as he texted his sexual fantasies to a woman he had never met.

by Halz In LaLa March 27, 2016

TEXTASIZE

The process of adding click-bate text on your videos.

Hey Mike, why don't you textasize your video with "OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?" to get more people to watch it. This works great on Facebook!

by textasize August 24, 2016

Textsam

A wall of people (usually female) standing side by side on their phones.

I need to get to class! If only there wasn't all this textsam in the way!

by Cogii November 28, 2018