math textbook

someone or somethings with alot of problems

that stoner is a math textbook

by laura May 25, 2004

textbooks

Euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;

You: Hey man, wanna read some textbooks after class? I just bought 2 pages
Friend: Nice! Let's get all knowledged up

by bassiibear November 22, 2010

textbook schizophrenia

person who shows all symptoms of a schizophrenia.

Doctor! Will you tell me what is wrong with me?
Well, considering all the symptoms, we can say that this is a textbook schizophrenia.

by aragorn the grey May 22, 2011

Textbook feminist

A textbook feminist doesn't buy the whole modern feminist package of rape culture, widespread misogyny, man spreading, man splaining etc. A textbook feminist simply believes in the equality of the sexes.

"So, are you a feminist or not?"
"Just a textbook feminist."

by dondidit June 16, 2016

Teeaboo

similar to a weeaboo and a koreaboo, teeaboo is basically a non-British person who watches British things like Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Downton Abbey etc and all of a sudden thinks that they are an expert on British people and British culture. They usually try to be British by dressing up as their favourite British characters (like Harry Potter for example) and putting on a shit accent, but failing miserably and looking like an idiot, whilst also offending every British person on the planet. They think they are experts on British culture because of the "knowledge" that they think they have gaines from British entertainment

KEEP IN MIND: Somebody can still like the U.K, British culture and British people without being a Teeaboo

"Sarah is such a fucking teeaboo, she keeps having tea with biscuits whilst harassing all the British people in our workplace and being very offensive with her shitty attempt at a British accent"

by Aguero2992 July 22, 2016

Textbook f

It’s a textbook fuck.

Do you know how to do a textbook f?

No can you teach me.

by Dolcegatto December 7, 2018

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022