testosterone

A very powerful drug - transforms men into idiots!

Yeah, who needs a brain when he can have testicles?

by perflubon January 21, 2005

Testosterone

The nickname for the ultimate lesbian.

I once saw a woman that looked EXACTLY like Billy Joe Armstrong. She is now known as Testosterone.

by Perdouchewagon January 19, 2010

testosteroni

adj. When someone has too much testosterone

Check out that guy eating five pounds of beefsteak
Yeah, he sure had a lot of testosteroni for breakfast

by English Class, 7th period November 20, 2007

testosteroni

referring to a type of pasta covered in testosterone, can be topped with estrogen sauce

(really mad guy starts yelling)

"Who ordered the testosteroni? Someone should slip him some estrogen sauce."

by ohhfiasco December 16, 2009

Testosteroner

A pure testosterone boner caused from excitement or action; having nothing to do with any kind of arousal.

Example: Yesterday I was joking around with my wrestler friend and I slammed him into a locker while he wasn't looking he naturally put me into a full nelson but when he did I could feel his hard cock on my back I naturally screamed what the fuck is that man he said fuck you I was scared it's just a testosteroner.
boner testosterone

by Asssssssssssasssass September 29, 2014

Testosterone Influence

When you need the presence of other men to remember how manly you are.

"Malcolm has been hanging out with girls too often, I think he needs more testosterone influence."

by bearer grylls April 24, 2016

testosterone impaired

Impaired behavior caused by the hormone testosterone in males.

Dad wouldn't stop the car to ask for directions because he's testosterone impaired.
My husband couldn't find the potato masher if his life depended on it. He's testosterone impaired.

by DanOfOmaha December 7, 2016