emissions testing

When you take a hose, attach it to a car's exhaust, put the hose into your anus, then place a heavy object (cinderblock) onto the gas pedal and prepare to die.

"Did you hear what happened to Harvey last night ?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dat nigga went through emissions testing"

by DumbshitMcgee69 February 14, 2018

Dynamic Testing

A computer testing introduced by a guy who has a camel in his profile pic =/

Dynamic Testing is the best way to do it

by mohamedraahil August 16, 2021

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

testing the muddy water

Trying butt sex for the first time.

Patrick is testing the muddy water with Trish tonight.

by crabbysparkles February 12, 2014

Testicals

Awkward boobs for a penis

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"

by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009

testival

A testicle festival. A party with too many men.

John and I went to this party but it turned out to be a testival.

by devillock June 30, 2006

Testing

VERB:
Testing is when someone fondles their/someones testicles in a sexual manner.

Hey man this chick was awesome last night, right when i was about to nut she started testing me. aww that was awesome.

by mr grimm666 April 28, 2009