Textersonating

Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.

Used to mock or put down.

John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.

Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.

John's text: U R such a dick

by jdmill8 June 1, 2007

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.

Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.

by profklingert221 May 15, 2010

diamond tester

beeeeep

yo i got the diamond tester beeeeep

john: what the fuck

by anonymous March 4, 2021

game tester

A professional who testes video games by playing them before their release in the market.

to make a game bug free the publishers installs a in house tester team or outsources these games to specialized game testing firms.

these game after alpha stages comes into game testers hands and they are continued to be tested until release.

Of course a dream job for a gamer.

A game tester is a guy who gets money for and makes livelihood by playing games.

crazy gamer : Hey yo lazy scum..u suck... nd u look sick...go get a life...btw what do you do....

lazy guy : I am a game tester.. i test unreleased video games for living.

crazy gamer : what!!&??? hei yo what games u have tested man

lazy guy : I am testing MGS5 and COD MW2 in shifts.

crazy gamer : (faints)

by AK15544 July 20, 2009