A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.
Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
Vet: Both. Get the gas....
by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006
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Steve:'Look the little ginger yorkshire terrier' keith:'yeah I know, you just know his dad doesn't love him.'
by theonlyhumaninleicester December 5, 2012
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Yorkshire Terriers are little angels who brighten up your day. They are the love of your life and show you undying attention and love. They are sweet and lovable and make your life unbelievable. Those who put down these animals and any other animal is pathetic and lacks character and any sense of worthness. To put down something which cannot defend themselves is not only showing that the person who does it lacks any sense of common respect. People who do so have no life and can only find some enjoyment in putting down something he cannot have. People who own these dogs are from macho men to older women and one who possesses these dogs show great love for animals and those who have big loving hearts. So show respect!!
by YorkieLover September 25, 2006
Get the yorkshire terrier mug.Yorkshire Terriers are the smallest of the terriers, but the smartest and most cunning terrier by far according to most accepted dog iq tests. They are also the second smartest toy, after the French bred Papillon. While they look like adorable little teddy bears, be warned that these dogs were bred to kill vermin in Yorkshire, England, during the industrial revolution. They are tiny, yet mighty! If you treat them like dogs, they will behave like dogs. Much like their larger terrier cousins, they are tenacious, and will hunt and kill vermin of all sizes (my 5 lb monster likes to kill NYC rats twice her size). They are often seen as yappy, frofro little lap dogs, but these are usually your poor bred yorkies whose puppy mill or back yard breeders were more concerned in making a quick buck than keeping them true to their working class ancestors. They are light sleepers (again, as they were bred as independent hunters), which makes them excellent watch dogs. They are dominant, protective, and territorial, often called little Napoleons, they have no idea that they are a small dog. They make excellent companion dogs, and often steal the show at obedience trials, although due to their tiny size, they are not suitable in households with young children. Their silky coats (which should only be described as a "gold dog with a steel saddle" as that's the only color that can currently be registered with the national breed club) require constant grooming, unless you're lazy like most Yorkie owners and chop them short. Then they rarely ever shed and have low dander. Although no dog is truly hypoallergenic.
They are bright, active, fiesty, athletic, loving and portable little dogs.
They are bright, active, fiesty, athletic, loving and portable little dogs.
A Yorkshire Terrier was named the most popular mascot of WW2. His story is told in the book "Yorkie Doodle Dandy"
by minniedmoocha July 20, 2009
Get the Yorkshire Terrier mug.literally the cutest dog ever. love them! they are fluffy, kind, and so sweet. small but has a lot of energy.
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Get the jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone mug.mastaman obviously aint got a clue what he's on about yeah staffies may be owened by the majority of chavy scum but their not soft and can just as easily be trained and used to aradicate chavs from the earth forever. staffies are the origanal pit bulls. when english and irish settlers moved to america they took thier staffies with them and bred the bigger dogs with the bigger dogs resulting in a bigger dog. but in esense its the same breed that has just chaged slightly over time and when veiwed side by side it's easy to see. some blood lines of pitbulls still produce dogs of staffie height(around 16 to 17 inches)
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