Trometer

Trometer is the last name to one of the coolest people in the FREAKING WORLD. everyone in the world would like to be him, and he is just amazing. he is also just cool. and he is cool
it also refers to the heir of the Thermometer fortune

yo have you seen trometer
yeah hes really cool

by Jasper the fag February 9, 2010

more degrees than a thermometer

An adjective describing someone who has achieved a ridiculous amount of university degrees.

Dr. Phil - I have more degrees than a thermometer but even as a country boy, I can tell that your family has shit the bed.

by Toilet896 January 22, 2016

thermometer

An oboe, because of its overall thin shape.

I have to practice that solo on the 'ole thermometer.

by pentozali December 20, 2005

Textometer

The varying speeds at which one drives while texting

We were not sure why he was driving slow but then noticed he was texting so his textometer was ten below the posted speed limit

by Bubba L January 15, 2018

Thermometer sized hoe

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.

That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

by baddiewiththefatty February 6, 2021

Crotch Thermometer

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.

My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better

by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009

chilly thermometer

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.

I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!

by DeOmnibusDisputandum April 11, 2011