terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

terd cutter

Slang term for the anus

My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

by wopdick69 July 21, 2007

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

terd baby

the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

by StiZOne April 8, 2003

Terd Immunity

The point at which a significant percentage of those who are living life per usual have been infected, thereby driving down case rates as the rest of us remain hunkered down.

Good gravy, those assholes are gathering so hard they’ll reach Terd Immunity in no time!

by Lord Dumbello December 16, 2020

Terd Baler

Descriptive term to recognize the posterior region of a person; typically a female. Popular term in the northern-most regions of backwoods Wisconsin. A reference to a woman's butt.

You're darn tootin' that woman has a nice terd baler. It's the nicest booty I've seen all year.

by Quazy Quisp April 30, 2009

Terd Monkey

1. A primate sculpture made primarily of feces 2. A person of fecal likeness with the mind like that of a simian.

" Dude, you are a terd monkey"

by Al man December 21, 2004