terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

terd wrench by josh April 30, 2003

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terd factory

"You sure are Mommy's little terd factory"
"Gross! Grandma is a walking terd factory!"
"Working as a nurse means cleaning the terd factories"

terd factory by Andraya September 9, 2008

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A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.

Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.

"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.

"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.

Terd sandwich by Bobbert October 10, 2005

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Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

terd burgler by Mike January 1, 2004

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My girl likes it in the ass, so I shoved my cock in her terd cutter.

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sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

terd floater by wevil November 14, 2003

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the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.

Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me

terd baby by StiZOne April 8, 2003

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