telepathetic

1. (adj) to define a supernatural action of reading someone's mind, but only correct 10% of the time. Only works through the connection of WiFi -- rural areas are mostly out of reach.
2. (noun) to define a person who is being pathetic by claiming that he can read people's minds.
What's the WiFi password? I'm fighting a bad guy by using telepathetic, so I really need your help here!
by osmahad42 November 28, 2020
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TELEPATHETIC

Using ones mind to make others be more pathetic than they already are.
Keep your patheticness to yourself, stop being TELEPATHETIC.
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telepathetic

Tele - at a distance
pathetic - of a sadness, gaining pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness
We both came to the same sad conclusion at the same time. And both texted we were telepathetic.
by CarlosRicochet! March 27, 2019
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Telepathetic

The ability to use telepathic abilities underwhelmingly. Such as a telekinetic who can make paper wobble and leads levitate. A mind reader that can only hear a single word of a thought, often it is not even the main subject of the thought
Wow you that's so impressing it's telepathetic...

Damn not seven a bent fork, you got telepathetic?
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Telepathetic

When you complete a telepathic act poorly.
A: I tried to pickup my coffee cup without touching it.
B: How'd it go.
A: All I managed to do is knock it off the bench.

B: Well i guess it just telepathetic.
A & B: yeeeeeeeahhhh
by jibelatto October 21, 2017
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