Teusday

Alternate spelling for Tuesday that better people use. (Pronounced: Tee-ooze-daay)

Call me up, and we can go out Teusday night.

by lefletter18 August 5, 2005

tefuckteral

too fucking literal.

"All the definitions on urbandictionary.com are tefuckteral."

by Ladybug_on_an_island July 7, 2006

Tejus

A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.

Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy

Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??

Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car

Bill: yeah

Bill and nick zoom away

by FluffyBunny666 July 10, 2015

terushima

Terushima is a character from the anime called "Haikyuu" and he is one of the best characters ever, he is funny, beautiful, brave and all you would ever want. In general his whole team is amazing. AND hes also super attractive. The best leader johzenji could ask for just overrall johzenji has been one of my fav teams so far I love how down to earth they are.

"Terushima is my favourite haikyuu character."

by tzutsu123 September 12, 2020

teffs

A shortened word that refers to teflon coated (and often steel core) ammunition which, at close range will penetrate vests, engine blocks, kevlar helmets, etc. Teflon, a fluorocarbon, is the acclaimed "slipperiest substance" in the world, which makes it an effective cop killer.

Brotha Lynch: "nigga's got teffs in his nine"

by Hoopnasty May 12, 2006

tefas

typical excuse for a selfie

*posts picture of self* caption: First day of summer, rocking my new jumper (but we all know its really a #tefas)

by perrolywhy October 2, 2018

Tenus

The diagnosis of teeth lodged deep within one's sphinct.

Woman: Doctor, I have a terrible pain in my asshole. And I have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.

Doctor: Let me have a look. Why, there was a tooth stuck in your anus. My diagnosis, Tenus.

Woman: SHIT! I gotta call everyone I have ever had anal sex with now.

by Alexander Fartface June 18, 2006