Teemo

Teemo a little fucking op piece of fucking shit in League of Legened.

I just got fucked by teemo.

by Ragin Asian22 January 28, 2017

teebed

Hacking someone's facebook or twitter and uploading their status as loving black cock.

One guy:"Why does your twitter say you like black cock?"
Other Guy:"Fuck did I just get teebed?"

by danba2010 July 17, 2011

teetotal

teetotal: to not drink alcohol at all
teetotaller: someone who doesn't drink alcohol.

someone who does not drink at all usually for health, religious or personal reasons. not just because they are short on cash or their wife pokes them good in the eye with a broom for coming home drunk.

ray: want a beer?
owen: nope, I'm teetotal
everyone: NO WAY!

by owen ling August 5, 2005

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Tebowling

After a long night of drinking, the act of praying to God that you would never drink again while puking into the toilet while also tebowing.

John: Dude, you think we should hold her hair so she doesnt drown in the toilet?

Chris: Nah...while tebowling, she is protected because she is praying to her Lord and Savior while propping her own head. She's good.

by Whitey McRosenski December 29, 2011

teedo

when you say "Tea Though" quickly, a statement of agreement

Robbie: Have you seen the new Ru Paul's Drag Race episode? Sasha Velour was a hot mess.
Jan: Teedo.

by zumbah September 10, 2018

Teboozing

To get down on one knee and drink no matter what your surroundings are

We all went teboozing after the Tim Tebow led comeback for the Broncos.

by Tim Tebooze December 4, 2011