technicide

The end result of becoming so infuriated at a piece of technology that one renders it useless by throwing it into a wall, dropping it out a window, taking a baseball bat to it, shooting it, etc. just to show once and for all who really is lord and master. See Office Space.

Ted couldn't stand his cellphone dropping every third call due to a malfunctioning internal antenna, so he committed technicide by renting a steamroller for an hour and running over it while Bill recorded the video on Ted's new phone.

by The Dumb Ox January 19, 2009

technicality

used as an expression when one defies anything ordinary.

When playing billiards, Adopto Boy, scratches the ball on the break, so he calls technicality and gets a redo.

by superhero villian August 10, 2009

technicoitus

a term used to describe a contextual equivalent of sex. two people have performed technicoitus when they participate in any activity deemed as such by their friends and peers.

if either of the two involved, or a friend of theirs, responds to this action the same way they would to sex, it's technicoitus.

goes well with the NBA referee's hand signal for "Technical Foul." (making a T with your two open hands.)

repeated acts of technicoitus often account for the misery inherent of the "Friend Zone."

Bro 1: "No, Ashley and I are just friends. All we did last weekend was watch Titanic at her place."

Bro 2: "Man, i'm calling technicoitus. You can't watch a sad romantic movie or a romantic comedy alone with a chick outside of a theater and JUST be friends."

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Bro 1: "Shit got weird when that ugly chick from Chem texted me a winkie face."

Bro 2: "What did you say back?"

Bro 1: "I didn't know what to do. I sent her a winkie face back."

Bro 2: "TECHNICOITUS dude! That chick thinks you wanna shag!"

by ProBoonage November 15, 2011

Crust Technician

One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.

The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.

by Blackdeathjackal September 9, 2010

floor technician

Fancy title for janitor

I just got hired as the new floor technician at Olympic Medical!

by liem May 14, 2014

Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020

Helicopter technician

A technician who’s name is Dan and generally overweight and is a narsistic person. Will usually consume 5 pounds of carbs and will tip sideways to expel gas.

God dammit Dan! Quit being a helicopter technician, I’ve been doing this for 20 years.

by technician facts August 6, 2021