Kel-Tec

A firearms company that makes various types of firearms. They can either be really cheap or a bit expensive but price varies by model. But 1 common thing is that most of them are cheaply made, unreliable, brittle turds that are assembled with screws and beach plastic.

Their line up includes such turds as:

KSG12
PF9
P11
P32
PLR16
SU16
PLR22
SU22
RFB
RDB
KS7
Sub2000
CMR30
PMR30
P3AT
CP33

If you are interested in buying a kel-tec, please don’t. You will most likely be disappointed and you are better off buying a Ruger, Smith & Wesson, used Glock, or any other quality brand that can build a gun worth a shit.

Amy: Hey guess what? I bought a new concealed carry gun.

Josh: Cool. What did you get?

Amy: I bought a Kel-Tec P11

Josh: Oh. I’d say you better sell it. Most of them are cheap, unreliable, and low quality. You should trade it in for a Glock 43 or a Smith & Wesson Shield.

by Noshit2547 May 9, 2020

Old tec boy

An old tec boy is normally a very dark and handsome boy who attends the school of San-Fernando West Secondary also known as old tec.These boys usually reject the girls in their school as they think that they can do better.On the mornings you can find the athletic ones playing cricket on the compound but no one seems to be bothered by the sweat because it is on their very sexy foreheads.On evenings you can find them scavenging for girls in asja and modsec.While they are intelligent boys they may be very thusty.But as the asja boys learnt ,we should never underestimate an old tec boy cause they can steal your girl.Some of these old tec boys who have a very high ego may find them self tackling the very arrogant but beautiful convent or naps girl.Even though these boys may seem like bad influences with their alcohol drinking on school compound they can be very sweet once you get to know them.

"Dem old tec boys have rel ass"

by Convent girl April 20, 2017

v-tec

variable valve timing used on hondas also has a large following where most owners(not all) are a bunch of cocky losers.

eric was sure surprised when the mk4 r32 blew past him like it was racing a snail dispite his car hiting v-tec with all it's might he lost the race miserably.

by dirtytwo March 1, 2009

V-Tec

Don't get it confused. These V-tec's aren't Honda engines. V-tec stands for:

Vagina Touches Every Cock

A VTEC is easy to spot. They can either be in groups or flocks, or solo. They typically end up making out with upwards of 3-10 males (or even females), and subsequently having sexual intercourse. VTEC's can sometimes be attractive (when drunk), but for the most part, not really (even when drunk). You don't want a VTEC, they're bad hoes.

Homie #1 "V-TEC claimed another victim"

Homie #2 "Word booty"

by Ease off hoe December 1, 2009

Brake check to v-tec

When ones tailgating you so close you can not see their headlights. You proceed to slam on your brakes then immediately punch the throttle entering v-tec.

Ole J was driving along an old kentuky road when out of nowhere "someone" proceeds to tailgate him. Ole J's first reaction was to brake check to v-tec this guy and leave him in his dust.

by NA&CH August 14, 2009

v-tec

A performance engine designed to combine fuel efficiency and power. V-TEC stands for Variable Valve Timing and Electronic Lift Control. Designed by Honda, it was the first engine to incorporate these features. Under 5k rpm it operates like a normal Honda engine. Over 5k rpm the computer varies the valve timing and the camshaft height to keep the engine at peak power. If driven hard it guzzles gas like any other performance engine. If driven like a grandma it boasts the usual excellent Honda fuel efficiency. It was simply designed to provide power on demand. Anyone who puts this into their car is wasting money since the modifications necessary to turn any Honda into a V-TEC are cheaper than the engine swap.

Honda kicks ass, no one else did a vvt engine for like five years.

by TheMute1 July 27, 2004

S-Tec

Kinda like V-Tec but Saturn's version

holy shit matt, when S-Tec kicked in it gave me whip-lash

by sean 81 January 28, 2008