Shit-Tanked

Severely intoxicated, usually to the point of falling over and/or blacking out. Generally accompanied by vomiting and hang-over.

"I don't remember anything from last night," "Yeah, you were shit-tanked"

by E-Money Williams May 12, 2007

tanked

when you get really really drunk and usually end up passed out, in a pile of trash, or lying next to someone you dont remember fucking.

Kelly got tanked last night.

by holyroman April 18, 2005

dick-tanked

When one gets to the point of intoxication that their "dick" is so filled with urine that it resembles a "tank".

Hey Paul, are you prepared to get dick-tanked at Suzanne's soirée? There will be a tremendous amount of alcohol.

by Duckfluff October 15, 2013

tanked titties

Seeing a pair of titties so close, that you become cross eyed as though you are drunk.

Example: 1 titty looks like 2 titties and 2 titties look like 4 titties, and a whole bunch of titties look like twice as many titties.

I stared at the 3D puzzle until I saw tanked titties like they said I would.

by jeffbo June 6, 2009

takedown notice

A legal notice to an online publisher from an author or other party providing detailed information about a copyright violation and a demand to remove or disable access (display) of the published material.

I sent a takedown notice to the Wikipedia but the sysops refused to delete the material so I had to sue.

You can submit a takedown notice if you ever want to withdraw permission for a publisher to use your material.

A takedown notice is legally binding.

by Patrick Eberhart July 30, 2008

Taskely

oftenly known as a girl out of a slutty group with a slightly pointed face. Usually the face will come from the left to right and top to bottom into a face called "taskely".

brandon was hittin that shit up until taskely found out he had a tiny penis and broke up with him the next day.

by fatty austin January 14, 2010

tasledge

Originally from Devonport Tasmania tasledge thinks he's superior to everyone on the mainland. Competitive in pool (but also is shit) also can't handle beers/wines/spirits. Don't bother with roofies with this guy. Just pour him a drink.

Wow I want to root tasledge I guess I'll just pour him one wine.

by Tasledge April 21, 2019