“Taking a Johnny” isn’t your usual synonym for using the bathroom. It’s to be used on a much greater scale. “Taking a Johnny” must meet three criteria:
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting
1. Must be at least 20 minutes in duration
2. Must be in a public bathroom
3. Must keep other waiting
Guy 1: "Where have you been? I've been waiting for over twenty minutes."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."
Guy 2: "I've been taking a johnny over at the gas station."
by ahhsweetfuturamaison April 9, 2012
Get the Taking a Johnny mug.An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Instance of cry-typing:
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
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The act of dropping a vast and toxic smelling turd in the shitter that reminds you of the most repulsive person you have ever meet
oh man, i was taking a bicket last night and when i looked in the pan, i couldn't believe my eye's! There was Steve looking up at me! I flushed that mother fucker real quick!
by Paul T Horgan January 12, 2009
Get the Taking A Bicket mug.It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
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Using an instant message service to communicate while video-call skyping with the volume turned off. No verbal words are necessary during the conversation, but you can still see the person you're talking to.
Nick-Hey can we skypetype tonight? I wanna see you but I cant talk everyone will be asleep.
Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
Hannah-Yeah I wanna skypetype tonight! I dont want to wake people up but I still get to see you, skype-typing is awesome!
by NickBsquared January 20, 2010
Get the skype-typing mug.To use toilet paper to decorate someone's trees/yard/house as a joke or because there is nothing better to do.
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