tampon cannon

a female vagina with extreme tampon blasting force.

1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!

2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007

Tampon Bully

A woman who bullies men with Tampons. She makes him buy them for her at the store, and when she gets mad she pokes him with them.

"You are such a Tampon Bully!"

by MamaNina May 21, 2008

emotional tampon

a man who listens to women's problems but never gets any sex from them

she just talks and talks and he listens, that dumbass emotional tampon will never get any pussy

by thekirkhammer March 25, 2013

Kush Tampon

A mega joint that is rolled with a minimum of at least one ounce of Marijuana.

Tommy Chong smokes Kush Tampons all day long.

by Guru Jack Llama Romeo December 17, 2011

human tampon

When a person (usually a man) soaks up a womans emotional bad day by listening to her problems.

After listening to my girlfriend bitch about her problems all afternoon I felt like a human tampon.

by S. S. D. December 12, 2007

tampontrepreneur

A combination of the words entrepreneur and tampon, this term is used to describe a wealthy woman who uses hundred dollar bills (or benjamins) as tampons. While the absorbency of said benjamins is in question, at least it's a safe place to keep your money.

Clarence, a confident young tampontrepreneur, decided to reach into her snatch and pay the bartender with a bloody hundred dollar bill.

I may be rich, but I'm no tampontrepreneur!

by PiePatrol November 18, 2010

tampon cave

An offensive unpleasant person

stop being such a tampon cave

by da_roi December 22, 2010