take stock of shit

An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.

When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...

by YAWA July 3, 2017

take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.

Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats

by 😐😐😐😐 January 17, 2018

take stand

To take action; to stand up for yourself or others.

I cant believe this is happening, I think it's about time we take stand.

by Arkane January 12, 2008

take so long

to take so long means to spend a lot of time to do something.

in a shoe-shop

customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.

by SmP. October 27, 2007

take shots

To point out one's faults (appearance, finances, etc.) in a challenging manner. (Similar to roasting)

Person 1: Bruh, go home and fix that damn hairline. Batman symbol lookin' ass.

Person 2: Oh shit, he tryna take shots!

by A Peruvian dragon June 2, 2016

Take something at face value

To accept something exactly the way it appears to be.

Take something at face value: I don't know whether I can take her story at face value, but I will assume that she is not lying.

by Xeals June 25, 2017

To take somones crown

To take somones viginity or there crown

To take somones crown :Jack fell down and lost his crown and Jill came tumbling after.

by Kittenfucker69 December 23, 2016