Tadling

A tadling is a form of excrement that hangs on to the rectal passage for an unnaturally long period of time

1. Man, the other day I had a mean tadling hanging out of my ass!
2. This tadling is really gripping my shit

by TheChillPilgrim May 12, 2013

taydin

Taydin is someone that can give you shivers just hearing his name. Everytime he smiles he gives you the butterflies, making you feel like he's the perfect guy. He can make you feel like you two are the only people on Earth. He's funny, smart, sarcastic, hot, and amazing. When a Taydin talks to you he lights up your whole world.

Oh, Taydin if only he wasn't moving.

by Kshdhksjsjs January 6, 2018

tandin

Sports person, love by everyone, hard working person and never leave his work incomplete.

tandin playing football.

by Wwang November 24, 2021

Tadding

To creep or to follow. Especially over the left shoulder.

He has been tadding around all day.

by kmoney66475 November 30, 2010

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Taddies

spume, manfat, cum.
A chaps ejaculate: sperm

Sandra: Fuckin hell Jeff, you've squirted your taddies right in my eye!
Jeff: Ungh
Sandra: Fuck that stings.

by Brother Numpsy December 3, 2005