sword lesbian

Lesbians who like swords

"Wow Jenna has a lot of swords, and a wife,"

"She's a sword lesbian,"

by Gaydar-ain't-real-for-the-str8 August 4, 2017

Pork Sword Swallower

One who enjoys partaking in the pleasures of having a man's penis frequently in his or her mouth. They are usually quite passionate with their hobby of engulfing miles of manmeat.

My girlfriend Bonnie does a great dissapearing act when she swallows all of my juicy cock. She is a stupendous pork sword swallower, and does it with such vigor and professionalism. A real go getter.

by Craven Snatch January 7, 2009

Beef swords

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Eskimo sword fight

When two people place the back end of used dildos in their mouths and attempt to brush the used end against the face of their opponent, whilst preventing the same from happening to them. Vibrators may be substituted for dildos

Matt Clark lost the Eskimo sword fight and now his face is all slimy

by Vemsseak July 18, 2016

Sword Guy

Species of human (usually male) who keep real Swords in their house mostly for show and occasionally for demonstration/fantasy Role playing at Anime or Renaissance festivals. Easy ways to identify a Sword Guy are a pronounced attraction to Anime Cosplaying and The Syfy channel, As well as being over the age of 22 and still being into Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto.

Ex. He wears that headband from Naruto out in public. He's Such a sword guy.

by PC Kidd September 5, 2009

Sword Art Online

An Anime about being stuck in virtual reality. If you die in the game you die irl. Gained popularity in 2012 and finished its second season in 2014.

John: Got plans for tonight?
Bob: My parents are out of town so I'm watching Sword Art Online!
John: That's not sad at all!
Bob: I know!
*High Fives*

by REALkj December 30, 2014

Sword Fighting

The act of two males attacking each other with their penis'. The goal is to either hit the both of the other persons balls or until they forfeit. Typically played erect.

I walked into the room and caught Logan and Matthew sword fighting on the bed.

by Needlessdeadrock April 8, 2017