shize

The american way to spell the german word "Scheisse" which means "shit", "crap", "poo", and so on...

"Friss meine Scheisse!" (means: "Eat my crap!")

by Hammes September 2, 2004

Smize

To smize is smiling with your eyes.

Tyra Banks taught the models how to smize on America's Next Top MOdel.

by toxicgrl0613 November 14, 2009

Sizeable funbags

A pair of large breasts

Hey look at her sizeable funbags ...

I wouldnt mind a viewing those sizeable funbags

breasticles boob mammaries

by sazzysuzie June 5, 2009

Strawman Of Unusual Size

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.

“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"

by FTJM October 20, 2022

Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

My Size

A girl that meets all the right criteria. Basically your type of girl, as in she ticks all the right boxes.

So in essence she is fit for you, or your size.

Usually used when trying to catch a girl's attention, best used by shouting at them, to get full effect.

Made famous in the film Kidulthood by Jay (played by Adam Deacon)

"E-YO MY SIZE!!! MY SIZE!!!" shouting at a female

by ldndon March 23, 2008

mormon sized

A gianourmous, FREAKISHLY huge ton. So much it could feed or be used by a Mormon family.

A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.

Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.

When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.

by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008