Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.

John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"

by VinMannie September 19, 2018

giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.

1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*

by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013

switch hit stranger

The act of sitting on both hands till they go numb. Than using one hand to masturbate, referred to as the stranger, while remaining seated on the other hand. Once the feeling starts to go back into the active hand, possibly pins and needles, you switch to the hand you are sitting on which is still numb and make it the active hand. Switching this back and forth until finished is called the switch hit stranger.

Last night was blown away by the effectiveness of the switch hit stranger..

by Kuumarr June 18, 2021

fun switch

US gun terminology. Switching your gun from semi-automatic (one bullet per trigger pull) to automatic (keeps firing until you let go or you run out of ammunition). Typically refers to the function in the increasingly rare pre-1986 Assault Weapons Ban automatics though older guns (i.e. pre-1960s import ban) guns. Because of the very unlikely chance of someone buying an older gun for anything beyond having fun with it, the automatic mode of fire is instead used for pure entertainment value, as an excellent way to expend incredibly large (and expensive) amounts of ammunition in a very short period of time.

Dan: How'd you end up going though 300 rounds in an hour?
Tom: I hit the fun switch on my Tommy gun.

by RedShocktrooper September 17, 2018

Light-switch Rave

Simulating the pulsating lights at a large dance party in a domestic setting by rapidly flicking the light-switch.

The Cheat is grounded! We installed that light switch so that you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw light-switch raves!

by Canadian November 13, 2003

wal-mart switcheroo

Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.

guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!

guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.

by himminy hoohah March 19, 2009

switchin lanes

To change levels. To be on another level,an entirely new game.

Yo,its funny,the way Carter has been killing the rap game.My boy just started "Switchin Lanes".

by Its.Mile$ December 17, 2016