swimming 

The most sexy sport alive. Boys get ripped and girls get hot body's. Swimmers are the most sexually active and hot out of everyone who does sports. Idiots say swimming is easy, but the real swimmers know that you have to be extremely disciplined and determined to do it. Most people are attracted to swimmers because they are naturally aphrodisiac. SWIMMERS ARE THE BEST PERIODT.

Random guy: she is looks so hot while shes swimming!
Another guy: Of course man!

swimming by ayeimataurus:) May 13, 2020

swimming 

that thing you instinctively do before you drown

swimming will prevent you from drowning

swimming by fastlane_45 October 27, 2011

swimming 

to get high

hey lets go swimming!

swimming by dildo chick November 25, 2009

Swimming 

1. Getting really drunk; hammered, plastered, smashed.

I went swimming with my friends last night.

Swimming by Carlos R. Gomez V. May 17, 2004

Swimming 

An activity that is done as a survival technique, not a sport.

Jim: Lacrosse sucks!
Tommy: Swimming is not a sport!

Swimming by Tommymahman July 30, 2017

swimming 

another word for saying that you had sex with somebody

"how did your date go last night?"
"oh me and bob ended up swimming!"

swimming by H@ELEYYYYYY April 26, 2008

swimming 

1.) The physical act of getting "high" by smoking or otherwise ingesting any or all portions of the marijuana or "weed"plant. Often associated with the slang term 'purple hippo'.

2.) The act of submerging or surrounding most or all of one's body underwater. Bodily sensation feels as if one is able to float in midair.

1.) God: "Hey...we should totally go swimming. Right. Now."

2.) Little Johnny: "But Principal Andrews! All the cool kids have been swimming all day and I don't know how!"
Principal Andrews: "Oh Johnny boy, don't you worry! I'll teach you how to go swimming like the teachers do and you can be just as cool as everybody else at school! You'll even be able to teach other kids to be cool like you!"

swimming by Ry Man August 11, 2006