Swanning

The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.
I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!
by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011
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Swan

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis' nickname. Sadly, referring to his dick.
See also: 'Out in LA' lyrics.
Swan is so cute!
His swan grew when he spotted the hot girls.
by Roofpigeon October 12, 2006
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swans

I was bummed when I got dealt swans in that game of Hold 'Em last night. But then I flopped three of a kind and took the pot!
by rhaps0dy August 04, 2004
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Swanning

Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.
"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"
by LuckNPike August 12, 2015
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swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned
I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008
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Swan

Slag with a nigger. self explanatary
Look at that swan lets go stomp on her nigger boyfriend and give her some white cock.

Race traitoring swan lets teach her a lesson

If your white try to knock up swans.
by 1488wpww July 17, 2009
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Swan

It's everything but what you've read before. A swan is basically an acronym, namely Slag With A Nigger. At the and of the day is every not black girl that shag or just flirt with a black guy.
Aaah bloody hell rose is such a swan!
My gosh in this club there is a flock of swans!
by jonkye February 28, 2006
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