Swanning

The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.

I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!

by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011

Swan

Red Hot Chili Peppers singer Anthony Kiedis' nickname. Sadly, referring to his dick.
See also: 'Out in LA' lyrics.

Swan is so cute!
His swan grew when he spotted the hot girls.

by Roofpigeon October 12, 2006

swans

In poker, a pair of 2's

I was bummed when I got dealt swans in that game of Hold 'Em last night. But then I flopped three of a kind and took the pot!

by rhaps0dy August 4, 2004

Swanning

Underwear and tight clothing can restrict and bend the male reporoductive organ during arousal, creating the shape of a swan's neck.

"This beer is so good mate, I'm bloody swanning!"

by LuckNPike September 17, 2015

swanned

to get left behind, ditched, or possibly owned

I got swanned at lunch today

The group decided to swan me at lunch

I was in a meeting so they swanned me

by billy bob smith March 24, 2008

Swan

Slag with a nigger. self explanatary

Look at that swan lets go stomp on her nigger boyfriend and give her some white cock.

Race traitoring swan lets teach her a lesson

If your white try to knock up swans.

by 1488wpww July 17, 2009

Swan

It's everything but what you've read before. A swan is basically an acronym, namely Slag With A Nigger. At the and of the day is every not black girl that shag or just flirt with a black guy.

Aaah bloody hell rose is such a swan!
My gosh in this club there is a flock of swans!

by jonkye April 13, 2006