suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

suspended wedgy

A wedgy caused as a result of the beltloop of one's jeans getting caught on a loose wire on a chainlink fence and his or her loss of footting. The result is one's butt cheeks being spread extremely far apart and the waist band of the trousers reaching the middle of the back. Is extremely painful.

The bergler got a suspended wedgy, and that was what saved us from a home invasion.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Fag suspenders

A certain type of underwear a wild boy might wear if he on some fuck shit.

I never knew fag suspenders was real until I seen that fuckboy in some

by Tomboygirl66 January 27, 2020

SUSpended Flame

The very sussy flame on twitter

Person 1: Yo you heard of SUSpended Flame?
Person 2: No...?
Person 1: Fuck you he is an amazing guy who uses Twitter and charts funny songs for FNF
Person 2: Ok I'll follow SUSpended Flame on Twitter
Person ???: #FlameIsGay

by Keith but Bad January 18, 2022