Cheese eating surrender monkey
Cheese eating surrender monkey by Q-Bert April 4, 2003
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Promiscuous Surrender
Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.
Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.
Promiscuous Surrender by plresults October 26, 2011
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cheese-eating surrender monkeys
The French.
Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large
cheese-eating surrender monkeys by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003
Dirty Surrender
As the world searches for new and imaginative ways to conserve energy, many lavatories have been fitted with motion sensor lights, and timers that switch the lights off after a couple of minutes of inactivity. This normally happens at the very moment that you wipe your backside. A dirty surrender is performed when a second person enters the washroom - switching on the lights at the very moment that you are waving a skiddy paper flag over the cubicle wall, in a vain attempt at activating the motion sensor.
Imagine my embarrassment when Bob walked in to be faced with my dirty surrender from over the cubicle wall.
Dirty Surrender by Padace December 9, 2008
Cum-Surrender
“I cum-surrendered, fantasizing about that hot girl I saw on the subway this morning, instead of ejaculating thinking about Brittany, who I’m seriously into and want to marry.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
“I cum-surrendered to an awful porn video, because I couldn’t find my favorite one in the search engine.”
“I cum-surrendered thinking about my girlfriend having sex with my brother, even though I’m insanely jealous and insecure about it.”
“I intended to JO watching straight porn, but instead cum-surrendered to gay porn.”
Cum-Surrender by dborlando August 26, 2018
ultimate surrender
women who fight to try and pleasure the other person till they cant take any more then the winner has to have sex with the looser
ultimate surrender by J4ZZM1N33 J3LLY T0T January 3, 2011
Cheese eating surrender monkeys
In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.
It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.
It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.
Cheese eating surrender monkeys by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003