Surfing the crimson wave

Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.

Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

by jdi May 10, 2004

bone surfing

the act of screwing, plugging, having sex

The whore was bone surfing on my dick for an hour!

by Elgondo December 29, 2008

bed surfing

Similar to couch surfing, except the primary goal is to sleep with your host or fuck and share the same bed.

I hosted a couch surfer but she ended up being a bed surfer.

She asked if I was into bed surfing, so clearly the response was yes.

by TheFrias November 3, 2013

surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately

Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!

by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009

Wake Surfing

Using a surfboard or similar board to surf the wake behind a boat.

Johnny had an excellent time wake surfing behind the boat.

by Captain Toady June 28, 2007

chick surfing

To pick up chicks or hook up with chicks.

Dude lets go chick surfing at the club tonight.

by Corzocl January 10, 2008

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011