spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? June 5, 2007

spooty

adjective; to annoy or aggravate

My kids were being spooty today. & I was just driving along and this spooty dude cut me off!

by Stephanie September 2, 2003

spootoast

When a man cums on a piece of toast and lets somebody eat it.

Angela ate spootoast on our honeymoon

by Spootoast June 18, 2008

Spoot The Goot

Synonymous with finna nut; to ejaculate a big load.

I'm gonna spoot the goot!!!!

by heartlovec December 23, 2018

spootsbacon

a fictional food that you can buy on a planet called earth; a meme
SPOOTS--> funny
BACON--> type of food

SPOOTS+BACON= FUNNY TYPE OF FOOD

I GOT SOME OF DEEZ SPOOTSBACONS IN MY GROCERY BAG.

by soggy wontons December 6, 2021

Supoofluous

When so much poo comes out it fills up the pan to overflowing or someone spouts far too much shit

Blood, you are so full of bull that everything you sprout is simply supoofluous

by Nountinence August 27, 2022

spoot

Originating in the March 6th 2008 SSC I Hate This Guild's SSC run. Canadian born Klezleburg's attempt at pronouncing the english word "Spout" as in "Water Spout".

Klezleburg: Becarefull of Lurkers Spoot!
Guild: Do you mean Spout?
Klezleburg: SPOOT! SPOOT!

by Jbals316 March 7, 2008