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Superficial

A person looking for a long term relationship on a dating website who judges another person based on his or her picture alone and clicks no. bot clickdick clickbitch Judging a book by its cover without reading the book.
All of the men on this dating site are superficial, because they discarded me based on my pic alone without reading my profile.
by FreeThinker22 August 13, 2015
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Spermickle

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.
I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!
by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010
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Superficia

A state of society where as the people in it are completely self-absorbed and unaware of anything out side of social circles, love lives, and what they look like in a mirror.
Guy one: I heard that Jannet was going out with Chad.
Guy Two: Don't you think Bruce is a prick?
Guy Three: My closet is getting to crowded with my Fitch shit.

Narrator: A classic example of Superficia in all its *cough*shit...uh, glory.
by Johnny Toothless April 16, 2008
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Superficial High

A false sense of accomplishment or pride when what you have done has no meaning or value.

A superficial reason to feel good about yourself or something you have done.
Joe: YES I WON ROCKBAND!
Sue: So?
Joe: Oh... well i guess it really doesn't matter.
Sue: You just accomplished nothing.

Used in a sentence: Joe got a SUPERFICIAL HIGH from winning Rockband
by Emmauw109 October 20, 2009
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superhick

An over excessive redneck that isn't afraid to express their American rights by shooting guns, drinking beer, and driving old crappy cars that have missing wheels.
That superhick dun drankded all of that god darn keg of beer
by Hillabilly Beerdrunker March 22, 2017
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Superfuckashagalistic

A word to describe a woman wearing skin tight jeans who is so hot, you just want to pull out your meat hammer and slap her on that tight denim bottom.
"Man, I'd love to shag her, but I don't think I could get those jeans off."

The woman walking through the grocery store aisle looked so superfuckashagalistic.
by timber79 May 25, 2012
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SuperFucked

Fucked in a way that is: supernatural, divine, or so hard that your organs fail and your head explodes.
BREAKING NEWS: 17 people were superfucked last night.
by Xx_X_Fuckening_X_xX December 20, 2017
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