1) A large football event held at the end of the football season in which two teams compete for a shiny ring
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
2) The most common excuse for men to buy a new TV at an obscene price
"Honey, I'm gonna go buy a 78-inch plasma screen TV"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
"WHAT?!?!?! We're so poor we can't pay attention!"
"Superbowl"
"oh... OK"
by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004
Get the Superbowl mug.1) Based on Roman Gladiator theme, championship of Sport where Gigantic human beings try to crush each other for the sake of passing a gigantic almond shaped ball over a desired stripe of white turf. People from countries outside the US will try to dismiss it as Rugby with pads, but I don't think Joe Theisman was wearing a pad on that leg that snapped in two on National Television. Braveheart couldn't have done it better.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
2) A 300 scored during the beer round at the local 40 lanes.
3) Denny's bacon, ribs, and porkrind salad on the kids menu.
4) A chance for the world to see Janet J's Flapjack.
1)Bill Belichick loves the superbowl so much that he begins videotaping the day before the game, just to have something to show the grandkids. He taped the Jets only to remember this momentous season.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
2)Chucky hit the superbowl, so he had to start drinking again. They found his twisted Chevy at the bottom of the ravine. At least he went out on a high note.
3)Mark was proud of the way his children hoovered the Denny's Superbowl, and they weren't even teenagers yet. He couldn't eat that much until he was 25.
4)There was a spike in sales at IHOP after the super bowl where Justin Timberlake whipped JJ's tata out.
by Joe Theisman February 3, 2008
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The 43rd SuperBowl, with the most history made. A match between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Arizona Cardinals, resulting in a win by the Steelers with a score of 27-23.
The most history was made during this game.
The come back in which the Cardinals caught up 13 points beating the previous record of Ten.
James Harrison ran 100 yards across the football field to make a touchdown. The greatest amount of yards covered by a player.
The Steelers became the first ever franchise team to win the SuperBowl a total of six times.
The first time the Cardinals had ever been in the SuperBowl.
The most history was made during this game.
The come back in which the Cardinals caught up 13 points beating the previous record of Ten.
James Harrison ran 100 yards across the football field to make a touchdown. The greatest amount of yards covered by a player.
The Steelers became the first ever franchise team to win the SuperBowl a total of six times.
The first time the Cardinals had ever been in the SuperBowl.
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Get the superbowl snafu mug.The sexuality of over-romanticizing and falling in love with anyone and everyone remotely good-looking.
I identify as superromantic.
She is definitely superromantic, seeing as she starts liking four new people everyday.
She is definitely superromantic, seeing as she starts liking four new people everyday.
by Lilyvoss December 26, 2022
Get the superromantic mug.A major, American sporting event which takes place around the end of January every year. It pits the winners of the NFC and AFC against each other, in order to win a ring and a trip to Disneyland, which no one notices because they're too busy watching the commercials and half time show.
Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.
Also known as the most expensive collection of advertising in the world.
"Hey Jim! Did you watch the Superbore last night?"
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.
"No, but I did tune in for Janet Jackson's boob and the commercials!"
"Oh. So does anyone here know who's going to Disneyland?"
Chorus of "no" is heard in the room.
by Bob Henderson February 3, 2008
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