Gernat Shuffle

Dancing in someone's living room masturbating while using chewing tobacco as lube.

Carrie left to go to the pharmacy and when she came back she caught Rob doing the Gernat Shuffle.

by Carandil April 17, 2010

Opiate Shuffle

When a piece of white trash fakes a limp due to some illegitimate back injury to obtain pain killers to snort

Hey guys, you should really hide your prescription bottles Dirty Mike is on the way over and you know he's going to be rocking that opiate shuffle today.

by Dirty Disgusting Mike August 5, 2017

TO Shuffle

To trade any form of weed for nicotine

Bennett: yo chop? You down to TO Shuffle?
Chop: yerrr

by atownchop May 22, 2021

the suffering olympics

The pointless endeavor of comparing different tragedies or histories of oppression to one another by attempting to quantify the suffering and/or injustice of each, so as to determine which tragedy was more tragic, or which oppressed peoples were more unjustly oppressed.

Jamie: Did you heard about the bombing in Boston?
Frank: The Arab world suffers violence like this every day as a result of US foreign policy.
Jamie: ...let's not play the Suffering Olympics.

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Alan: The fight for LGBT rights is this generation's great civil rights movement.
Rob: Their is no comparison between the struggles African-Americans faced and the struggle of the LGBT community.
Allison: Neither compare to the struggle women have faced.
Alan: Do we really need to play the Suffering Olympics?

by Delphinidae Rex April 17, 2013

shuffle shame

"Shuffle shame" is when your mp3 music player is playing on speakers in shuffle mode, and somebody enters the room at the exact moment the worst song of your collection is being played.

I felt shuffle shame when Tony came to the office today, my iPod was playing Paris Hilton's single as he came in.

by Laurent Haug November 6, 2008

Shady Sands Shuffle

Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.

I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!

Pants exploded: 1

by BlaxMyth December 5, 2009

scuffle hoe

A girl that is incredibly friendly and flirty with multiple guys, leading them to believe they have a chance of dating her. The girl actually never intends to date them and the guys never had a chance. She may do this purposefully for her own amusement, or unintentionally.

She is such a scuffle hoe. How do all those guys not realize that she is just playing them!?

by ryanfox December 25, 2010