A most unwelcome honour, a member of the Suede Patch Club is a bloke who has not had sex for so long, his gigantic balls need a suede patch sewn on to the underside to protect them from rubbing on the ground.
by Choda Boy 57 August 17, 2007
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Oz: are you sure you did seeded in her
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Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
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Blake:dude I’m gonna be a dad
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by Big booty boy March 21, 2019
Get the Seeded mug.Suede is a creature that feels like your petting an old person's sagging testicles. This creature likes to rub your beard hair, and your long luscious locks on your head. Suede likes to flick pieces of shit onto it's head as one of it's talents. Suede is owned by broriks.
by Slappa DA bass masta April 20, 2014
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by S1eepyd0ve July 3, 2021
Get the sunded mug.An asshole but at the same time hot as fuck. Suedes can be confusing, they love you one day and the next day they ignore u all day. They can switch up really quickly too, it seems like they have no feelings at all, but really they can be really sensitive on the inside.
Bro why aren't you hanging out with suede?
Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit
by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo November 20, 2021
Get the Suede mug.The correct phrase, often confused with the mistaken similar form of "deep-seated", referring to an issue that has been long-borne inside of a person's spirit or soul and which may have serious recurrent consequences or impact upon their life.
by Sabrina Pruitt January 9, 2009
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