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STD Stunner

When You have a Condom Catastrophe which in the end results in at least one STD if not possibly more! "Next time wrap that bitch up tighter!"
Remeber that condom catastrophe I told you about.. well now I got some STD stunner news from my Doctor!
by Forever Fun 'N' Faithful August 30, 2009
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Steubenville Stunner

As you're making out with your girlfriend/buss down/ setup (standing), stop and get her to start talking about some random bullshit you don't care about. While she is midsentence give her the Stone Cold Stunner, knocking her out completely. Then do your thang. You'll have approximately 45 minutes so act quickly.

Side Note: If the Stunner doesn't knock her out on the first try, you may wanna try the sleeper hold or even The People's Elbow. Shoutout to 1990s WWF.
Example 1

Male 1: So how'd it go last night?
Male 2: All she wanted to do was makeout. So I got her in a conversation about her ex-boyfriend and Steubenville Stunnered her ass!

Example 2

Male 1: Bro, we ran Polar Express on her!
Male 2: How'd you manage that!?! She hasn't put out since Bob Barker hosted The Price Is Right!
Male 1: Performed a grade A Steubenville Stunner.
Male 2: Nice.
by SGT. NAFTA December 6, 2010
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stunner shades

Sunglasses that you wear before/during/after ghost riding da whip.
by beezer89 June 1, 2006
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startrek stunner

the startrek stunner is the same as the shocker, but the middle and index finer are split making the startrek sign. Two in the pink and two in the stink.
last night i was at my girls house and i gave her the startrek stunner hard.
by Phil Leone February 10, 2006
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Stunner

astonishment, curiosity, genius, miracle, one for the books, phenomenon, portent, prodigy, sensation, something else, the eighth wonder of the world, whiz, wonder, wonderment
Everyone would look at the stunner that wasn't neccasarily doing anything to receive attention.
by Ecko King September 19, 2009
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stunnerlicious

when someone is trying to look really gorgeous for a certain occasion, e.g, winning back an ex-boyfriend.
I'm seeing my ex-boyfriend later; his new girlfriend's got really fat so I need to look absolutely stunnerlicious
by lucywad May 16, 2011
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Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior
1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit
by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010
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