Relative Stupidity

Relative Stupidity is that one person in every family that always seems to have head-in-ass syndrome.

I have relative stupidity when I see my uncle getting tackled on his front lawn by the police in his mustard stained wife beater looking all cross eyed.

by Timmmaaay July 1, 2011

stupidity

A state of mind often attributed to those unable to string together coherent sentences (must...avoid...saying...name...of...US president...). Frequently blamed on such things as TV.

An important question is, "How those who blame stupidity on TV actually know how it causes stupidity if they don't watch it?"

Let's all blame stupidity on bizarre things like television, the dog next door or a small chicken called Bill.

by 2310 March 31, 2004

Stupidity

If It were a mortal, infectious disease, there wouldn't be such things as humans right now.

stupidity is only a state of mind. For your entire life, that is.

by MalcontentStardust August 3, 2010

Corporate stupidity

Used to describe a corporation, business or workplace in which the people least suited to running the business, run it. Especially prevalent in large, impersonal fast food chains and restaurants.

The manager was about as useful as an asshole on an elbow... What corporate stupidity!

by evil eicosanoid July 5, 2005

Stupidity Cringe

Involuntary cringe that comes when someone says something incredibly stupid.

Person 1: "...so that's why i think Elvis is still alive."

Person 2: *stupidity cringe* "Dude, no."

by IH47 January 11, 2012

Stupidity-gasm

The moment when a normally intelligent person has a moment of intense stupidity.

"Dude, why'd you just stick your hand in that jar?"

"Sorry, I had a stupidity-gasm."

"Alright, I'll get the butter,"

by KittyRah105 November 27, 2012

Stupidity Impulse

The impulse you have when someone directly tells you to "DO NOT" but you just NEED to do what they clearly said to NOT DO, just because it will be fun/you NEED to know what happens

Guy G: Buddy, for God's sake, please, DON'T-SUBMIT-THIS-DEFINITION
Guy M: don't worry friend, i won't
Guy G: fine... *leaves*
Guy M: *having the computer in front of me, with URBAN DICTIONARY opened in front of me* NO!.. GO AWAY! STUPIDITY IMPULSE!

by W.D Shadow Marco C. Krueger October 4, 2017