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Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
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Stuffing the Nanny

the act of pounding the house-sitter's vagina
I really had fun stuffing the nanny last night!
by leeLand123 January 17, 2011
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Stuffing The Turkey

Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.
by John Ronane January 30, 2004
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stuffingtown

A secret codename for having sexual intercourse with a woman. This is best used when in public or when it is inappropriate to talk about sex.
Man, you totally took that waitress from the Waffle Shop to stuffingtown after you showed her your new S4.
by Richard Ryanson May 13, 2010
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Stove Top Stuffing.

She was so excited we didn't make it out of the kitchen so I gave her some stove top stuffing.
by Estaban69 August 16, 2009
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Stuffing the Pumpkin

The careful and meticulously crafted art of ejaculating in every possible hole situated on your partner's face. The 'pumpkin' in the term refers to your bitch's large terrifying noggin and 'stuffing'... well ...

Like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. It has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. In order to properly stuff a girl's pumpkin you must jizz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeballs... all in one shot. Only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this sex trick. However, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves.... despite the common belief...
Stuffing the Pumpkin Definition: Essentially turn your girl's face into a Picasso.

Bruh, Alicia and I got frisky last night. I was dicking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. Of course I obliged. I got all the right spots dude. She creamed all over her thighs afterward.
by Schmo Grums December 28, 2014
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car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)
hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing
by tri-stand da B0$$ August 29, 2012
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