Striping

The act of taking geometrically parallel shits.

-I striped all over your mom last night.

-Wait until he's asleep, and we'll stripe on him. That'll teach him.

-My hobby: Striping in Zero-Gravity!

by Cabbage_Hat August 14, 2009

Striking when the irony is hot

The ability to immediately respond with a witty remark. Antonyn: Facebook Wit

Susie (7:12): So... supposedly the world is ending on Saturday.
Dan: (7:32): Hell yeah! (pun totally intended ;)

Dan has a talent for striking when the irony is hot.

by Bayviewite June 29, 2011

striking out

Constantly striking out with woman.

Bill: Man I cant get laid , I keep striking out at the bar
Bob: maybe next time bro

by A typical guy in this universe November 2, 2013

Stribbing

The act performed when two females rub their vagina's or vagine together in a sexual manner.

Two of my friends in halls, let's say C and D, were stribbing noisily last night.

by stribbing mistro December 15, 2010

Strobing

When someone flashes their headlights so much it looks like a strobe light

That guy is strobing you!

by James Doakes February 7, 2009

striking oil

when you bring on a period through intercourse with a woman.

"he went in so deep he struck oil"

"its that time of the month so im gonna be striking oil tonight"

by savagebjs April 26, 2009

striking cobra

The end of the tail of the turd which sticks up above the waterline of the toilet and rests upon the 'links' or 'rings' of the 'coiled' turd and curls over, resembling the animal for which it is named.

Man, I took a shit the other day and it looked just like a striking cobra!!!!!!!!!

by heidi anne April 25, 2006