A condition whereby an athlete becomes obsessed with only posting activities on fitness app Strava of a 'fast' pace, even if this could lead to overtraining, illness, or forced time off. If the activity is slower than hoped for, it is often labeled as 'endurance', 'easy' (when it clearly was not), or 'with xxxx' (name of 'slow' friend). Cures: Take a break, post all activities as private.
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"The stratagetic way to go about creating perpetual motion is to sneakily slap a buttered toast on the back of a cat. Then pull the latch to the trap floor and watch as perpetual motion begins in front of your own eyes!"
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Removing or blocking a follower of the opposite sex on Strava due to factors such as inappropriate texting, flirting or sexually suggestive behavior that is beyond the expectations of the exercise app.
He received a highly suggestive text from her through the app, resulting in her being Strava Dumped for being inappropriate.
by John boy Walton August 19, 2025
Get the Strava Dumped mug.The act of mocking, resenting, or expressing disapproval toward someone who actively, often overenthusiastically, posts and brags about their sporting achievements on platforms like Strava.
by ChainSnob September 19, 2025
Get the Strava-shaming mug.A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.
"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."
"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."
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