spradle

to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass

she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!

by gnasher456 March 10, 2009

strapless bra

A horrible invention that possesses the power to turn any set of perfect perky boobs into saggy grandma boobs.

Darrell: "I can"t wait for you to see this girl Rhonda.. I mean her BOOBS are on fleek."
*Rhonda walks in wearing a strapless bra*
Darrell: "never mind."

by yourman82 November 16, 2015

Straley

a person of great honor, someone who knows how to negotiate well with others

THat straley gets it man

by Meechalav October 9, 2008

Toaster Strudle

A food that is way better then Pop tarts. It has filling inside and a slighty crunchy flaky crust outside. With icing that YOU apply on top!!! :)

That toaster strudle was sure delicious and BETTER then a pop tart!

by TheLittle September 3, 2010

straddledoodler

A poodle like male who enjoys sleeping with men and women, and won't stop parking his doodle in the wrong garage.

That freak Van is such a straddledoodler, if he doesn't stop sleeping with my best friends and their ex girlfriends I'm gonna park his doodle in the wrong garage.

by Isabella Brown September 3, 2009

Straddler

Someone who straddles the line between attractive and unattractive. Their attractiveness is often accentuated when there is low light or intoxication involved. They are also notoriously less attractive if sexual relations occurred the night before.

*At late night party*
Boy 1: Woah, Emily looks great tonight. I’m gonna go talk to her.
Boy 2: Bro wait - Emily is a classic straddler. You’ll thank me in the morning.
Boy 1: Ah gotcha. Thanks for the heads up.

by RTKettle August 13, 2018

Playing Strapless

Playing and using a Wii Mote without a strap, usually resulting in broken TV setups and resulting in intense feelings of stupidity and shame.

Grandpa was bowling strapless, and broke the TV again.

Grandma was playing strapless and practicing the backhand, when she let go of the wii mote and knocked over grandpas ashes.

by Seefoodlover March 22, 2009