Skip to main content

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.
John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle
by Blank283 March 24, 2010
mugGet the Friendly Straddle mug.

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart
to straddle a horse
by Rai Huang December 23, 2008
mugGet the straddle mug.

Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.
Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.
by WootALoot July 14, 2009
mugGet the Strangled Vagina mug.

Straddle jack

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”
by Ilovevds May 27, 2021
mugGet the Straddle jack mug.

Martha straddling

damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic
by m4ga ch4d October 6, 2021
mugGet the Martha straddling mug.

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.
Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!
by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013
mugGet the stranded mug.

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.
that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the straddling the fence to the spirit world mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email