slouching up

1. Like slouching, but a little bit better for your posture.

2. A slightly more formal slouching technique.

1. My back's been killing me for the last couple of days. I need to start slouching up or I'm going to turn into a hunchback.

2. I was practically asleep at work the other day when my boss walked by. Thank god I was slouching up.

by MC? April 2, 2011

Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

Scouch

The couch part of Scouch is used in a baseball reference as in having the batter sit down. While the S represents throwing a strike or a super pitch. So over all Scouch means a strike or pitch that gets the batter out.

Hey baby why don’t u throw us a Scouch and get us back in the dugout

by FamousAnus1269 March 18, 2019

trans slouch

The act of a transgender male curving his shoulders forward to try to disguise his chest, causing him to lose height and have a curved back.

Man, Daniel looks shorter..must be the trans slouch.

by ryukieroway November 8, 2014

Stoichiometry

Chemistry at it's gayest. 'Nuff said.

"Class, Stoiciometry involves insert a lot of pointless crap here."

"And we care.... Why?"

by Zannie May 13, 2004

Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009