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Stool Silencer

1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.
While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.
by Reyasa August 25, 2011
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Stool Stall

When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom
Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.
by moffboy March 23, 2017
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Stool Wizard

A stool wizard is somebody who dabbles in the art of stool wizardry. They have big magic ears that make stools and block out the sun
That guy Michael looks like a stool Wizard just look at the size of his ears
by Crazysteve June 4, 2018
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stool pigeon

A person who can be otherwise known as a Rat, Nark, or Tattle Tail. He/She suffer's the unfortunate proclivity towards debasing him/herself by engaging in sociatal suicide.
by Mathew Cunningham August 2, 2003
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stool hand luke

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her
Ed gave her a stool hand luke.
by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010
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Stool Tool

A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
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Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
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