Stipendosis

A recognised medical condition where an a person, typically an intern at a big law firm, is denied the guarantee of a stipend (pay) despite the quality of his work and the large size and revenue of the firm

Jim: Mike! It's been months since I last saw you in law school! I heard you're a big shot intern at a big corporate law firm now eh - you must be rolling in mad stacks of cash!!

Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis

Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?

Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.

Jim: what is wrong with you man

Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore

by firstclasshorrors July 13, 2021

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

crest-striped

When a person of color makes a white joke, but it sounded too white that their friends try to avoid them.

person A: man i just got a new car
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me

by ensor gio June 15, 2020

stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".

"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".

by twozeroone November 30, 2013

Swiped Out

1.) def. When you have viewed everyone one in the suppounding area and ya run out of swipes!

“Man I done swiped right so much I swiped out . The hoes ran dry!”

by Richmond Meiser November 4, 2017

sniped

to get shot at an extreamly long distance in a first person shooter

He got sniped because that n00b ran out in the open

by bloodasp December 10, 2004

swiped

Referring to stealing. Like swiper from Dora, your basically taking something in a sneaky manner.

I'm about swipe a eyeliner from in there.

I just swiped that candy bar from in there.

by trillestxx January 22, 2014