by SwagMasta42069 May 24, 2018
Get the Stiffy mug.a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.
by Jay Pease December 29, 2007
Get the Stiff Ptr mug.While playing a game of Texas Hold'em on Pokerstars you get your chips all in with a huge advantage only to see the typical runner runner miracle cards that make you shout in disgust and feel like you have just taken a big fat stiffy in the bum.
Yo Mikey Holla, "I was playing Pokerstars last night and called a preflop raise with 55, the flop was Q5Q, so i bet and he pushes all in! I call and donk has AK! Thinking I have him right where I want the turn brings another Q and the river shows the final Q!!!!!!!!"
Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"
Mikey Holla, "Typical! You just got dealt the Stars Stiffy!"
by Jlove's$ February 3, 2010
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If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010
Get the Stiff Thomas mug.A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.
I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.
by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009
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Get the Stiff Egyptian mug.I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there
by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014
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