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safe sext

the act of sending a dirty picture message of ones self to their special someone. this picture does not contain nudity while at the same time not leaving much to the imagination...
dude: hey babe, let me get some picks.
chick: i only practice safe sext. is that okay?
dude: no, no its not...
by w4e2e0d April 5, 2010
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mis-sext

A text / picture message that contains extremely suggestive and/or sexually explicit content - intended for a specific individual recipient...but accidentally sent to an unintended recipient on your cell phone "contacts" list.
Text Message (Intended for Jane): "I want to slowly undress you and lick your body"

Return mis-sext Message (Received from John): "I love you as a friend, but I think I'm going to pass on that touch football game with you next week!"
by specterpoint January 10, 2011
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Ninja sext

When you send someone a naked picture of themselves that they don't know you took. Especially useful as a pick-up technique.
"Dude, Anna just sent me a ninja sext!!"

"What do you mean?"

"She just sent me a picture of MY penis, but I've never been naked in front of her? WTF??"

"True ninja broseph. She's a ninja sext master."
by Ninjasextmaster69 August 7, 2011
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sextie

a sextie is a person you do sexting with regularly.
who are you sexting?” “oh it’s just my sextie”
by haehyuck September 13, 2020
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Galactic Sextasy

A form of intimate sexual stimulation involving just you and a sexual partner, hits of ecstasy*, and your individual or joined levels of creativity and imagination. Unlike traditional courting circumstances, Galactic Sextasy can occur anywhere, at anytime, with anyone.

For me, Galactic Sextasy occurs when a male and female astronaut set aside an entire day in which they get together and let their imaginations take them far, far away on a thizz-tasticly erotic outer space adventure. With stimulant addition ones imagination can often times open up to a plethora of unpredictably unique sexual possibilities. Say theres a girl whom youre interested in and she somehow becomes interested in you. With Galactic Sextasy you could be tongue-tickling her star-studded sparklebox while stimulating the north star of her kitty constellation and simultaneously radiating an intense multitude of deep space pleasure tremors all throughout the coveted G-star in the luscious depths of her Hyman Cosmos.

*Footnote: Taking ecstasy pills before mentally departing on your naughty deep space adventure is crucial to the experience. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be totally thizzled out, floating through a meteor shower while getting a blow job? There are no ends to the possibilities because there are no ends to what you can imagine, so keep your eyes to the skies, your thoughts unique and creative, and just keep on poppin em.
"Dude, did you see that girl I left Walter's party with last night? She was a freak!
"No shit, what happened?"
"Well, she is pretty into to raving I guess so when we got back to her apartment she brought out some thizz and we started rolling so tough! I couldn’t stop feeling myself and I guess she couldn't stop feeling me either cause one thing lead to another and before long she was boarding my love rocket with intentions to bone! The shuttle launched from fellatio bay and Galactic Sextasy took it from there. That bitch was out of this world."

"Oh honey, what do you know about this Galactic Sextasy craze?? Apparently it's really popular with young people because all the kids are taking ecstasy and having unprotected sex these days.. Do any of your friends Galactically Sextacize?"
"Okay two things; First off, I don't want to have this conversation with you. Secondly, stop watching Vh1 cause they’re target audience isn't even old enough to have seen the end of just half as many years that you have to boast. So kids are popping ecstasy and fucking each other while they dream about outer space, who cares? It's naught a big deal, let it go Mom.”
by ItalSpliffSmokingPussy June 22, 2011
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Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.
~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*
by BlackCatdiner December 30, 2011
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Sext Rape

Sexting a random number. Beware of sext raping minors, in case of this abort at once claiming you have the wrong number and say you're sorry. Have some shame.
To Sext Rape:
Me: "I rub my hands down your thighs, slowly caressing you, then slipping my dick inside you until you slowly moan my name."

Them: "DUDE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. BUT I FEEL FUCKING VIOLATED. PLEASE STOP."
by 5-4-Frost March 13, 2012
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