stumpy fuck

A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.

Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"

by Mark/Andrew XC September 14, 2010

stemmy

horny, randy, desiring sex, in heat. Usually refers to a male.

I stay stemmy all the time!

by bisxual yankee geek June 22, 2003

Stimpy

A stupid uncat-like (ie. graceful) cat from Nickelodeon.

"Stimpy, I will kill you!" - REN

by Diego June 29, 2003

Stumpy

A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.


basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.

"We are stumpys and proud!"

by mb_esf October 18, 2008

Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy)

Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.

oh no here comes EL STUMP, backs against the walls, corks at the ready.

by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004

stemp

the combination of a step and a stump. It is usually sticking out of nowhere and is a nice place to sit. The most ideal stemp would be found in a naturally occuring staircase made out of tree roots.

Yo bitch i found yo mamma chillin butt neked on my stemp last night

or

I am so tired, I wish I had a nice stemp to sit on right now. Oh , there's one down yonder.

by Kat Hick n Jess Clark May 23, 2005

Stompy McStomperson

a person who gets mad and stomps everywhere as a result

that guy went Stompy McStomperson on me

by jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk March 17, 2009